cumpkin
you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to c-m in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
we totally got jaime to let us make a c-mpkin, she kept it on forever
to push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. functions as both a noun and a verb.
richard: why do you suppose that peter kay keeps repeating the same material on his live dvds? it’s as though he’s incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!
emma: perhaps he’s attempting to cultivate a c-mpkin.
a small square piece of cloth used by priviledged young men in somerset to catch and clean-up s-m-n.
“i took my c-mpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to -j-c-l-t- into it, before discarding it out of the window”
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