Cumptits


a fine mist of j-zz on the bosoms before breakfast!
i gave her a case of c-mpt-ts this morning!

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    an act where a dude is whacking off in public with his d-ck hidden behind a newspaper. when he’s ready to -j-c-l-t- he will run up to an unsuspecting woman and procede to bust a nut on her face, on her head, etc. marco: “dude, did you see the new ‘c-mshot terrorist’ video circulating around […]

  • cunt nostrils

    tear/tears in your jeans around the crutch area. d-mn girl, those are some mighty fine c-nt nostrils in those there jeans!

  • curry slice

    a derogatory term for a person who is of middle eastern descent ie. arabia, pakistan, india, iran, iraq etc……. more broadly anybody that eats ‘curry’. dude there’s a parking spot right there, pull up behind that curry slice driving the cab……….

  • boston sucks

    common knoledge amoung populations everywhere, boston justs sucks… at every thing boston sucks d-ck, they whent 86 years without a championship (cursed my -ss) a phrase referring to a city full of obnoxious sports fans and extremely bad drivers. red sox fans are proof enough that boston sucks.

  • cuck the fubs

    a play on the expression “f-ck the cubs.” this is becoming a more and more common sentiment in chicago, and sox fans couldn’t be happier. go sox. cuck the fubs!!!


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