cumquat


a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like “why am i so stupid” an “if you f-ck me in the -ss will i get pregnant”
“dude your girl is such a c-mquat”
the female fruit
i stuck my finger in her c-mquat and it was nice and juicy
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
a c-mquat is a plant that grows in africa
after s-x or a bl-w j-b when a man takes a p-ss, the left over c-m and p-ss is the c-m quat.
after s-x or a bl-w j-b p-ss in the other’s mouth and feed he or she a c-m quat!
the wording used when calling one’s pet quat.
here boy! c’mon! c-mquat! ‘das it! c-mquat! who’s a goood boy?
the juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet p-ssy during a female -rg-sm.
i was h-ttin it real hard and the next thing i knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge c-mquat.
to blow your load while doing squats
“man today at the gym i c-mquatted everywhere!!!”

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