Cumruns


n. (k-m’runs) when a person has received -n-l-pounding from a male (of any species) and has had ejaculatry substances dispensed within their r-ct-m (or higher within the intestinal tract, depending on the monstrosity of the perpetrator), the receiver will obtain this diarrhea-like urgency to explosively relinquish the gooey-lovin’.
those 4 hispanic gang-bangers f-cked my -ss raw last night, and filled me with their moustacho-man-juice. it gave me the c-mruns all morning!
that moment when you have j-zzed over your hands and haven’t got any tissue so you have to leg it to the toilet to wash yourself. mainly for guys.
ah im so sorry hannah i can’t talk, tbh i’m on a quick c-m-run.
when a person goes out for the sole purpose of hooking up. similar to a milk run, a woman may get dressed s-xy to attract guys and go for a c-mrun. or, a guy gets ready and goes out with the intention of c-mming. (then finds someone to do that with )
this girl at the bar is definitely on a c-mrun tonight. shes got on her c-mrun dress tonight! this group of guys are definitely on a c-mrun tonight, so aggressive!

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