Cumslip


possible -j-c-l-t–n accident when playing cricket and fielding in the slip region or watching kev cowley bat in his snug cycling shorts. it often means a sudden slip of c-m straight out of the p-n-s that just cannot be controlled, hence the word c-mslip!
dont do that again kev, we might have to deal with a c-mslip

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