Cumsplotion
when a man absolutely positively can not delay an -j-c-l-t–n any longer. when he c-ms so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. the p-n-s is typically sore or bruised afterwards.
do you recall your first?
watching this mpg “barry f-kz the babysitter” a middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. she has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. the man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. the girl giggles at this and is then f-cked mercilessly in the -ss by this dude. he blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is c-m all over the girls -ss and cute lil face. there. c-msplotion.
when you -j-c-l-t-
i was doing it and bam c-msplotion from no where!
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