cumstache


sticky residue, also know as s-m-n, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a bl-w j-b. the s-m-n dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. got c-m?
the f-ckin’ c-mstache i left on miss stewart made the b-tch look like santa clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, b-tch!
a mustache of s-m-n (c-m) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a h-m-s-xuals case on the upper lip of a man. this can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. make sure there are no std’s while preforming this s-xual activity. best done after oral s-x.
dude i was gettin head from this chick and i c-med on her face and made a c-mstache outta it… it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! she swallowed it and everything!
after the act of oral s-x, on occasion the partner’s c-m is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. this can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.
john gave the ho a fancy handle-bar c-mstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.
a mustache of c-m after one tries to swallow.
“man she blew me and got a big ol’ c-mstache!”
residue from oral s-x around your lips.
i got grossed out i saw an old man with a c-mstache
when a girl gets c-m above her lip under her nose, like a mustache
that girl got a c-mstache in this p-rn i saw today!

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