cumster diving
when a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: when one man’s trash becomes a woman’s treasure.)
1. my man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding s-x from me for a while. once i gain his trust back, i’m giving c-mster diving a shot.
2. -whoa, you have a baby? when did that happen?
– about 9 months after a night of c-mster diving.
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