Cumstipation
a back up of s-m-n due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.
long distance relationships can give one a severe case of “c-mstipation”
1) ~noun,: to be unable to c-m, blue b-lls.
2) ~verb., to c-mstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by c-mming in their -ss during -n-l s-x.
1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn’t give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of c-mstipation
2) man 1: “dude i banged my girl up the -ss and she’s been c-mstipated for weeks!”
man 2: “hahahaha you’re such a jack-ss!”
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