cumsumption
the act by which one swallows the s-m-n of their partner.
dan and i have been going steady for over a month now; i’m ready for some c-msumption.
rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. if we don’t have c-msumption soon enough, we’re done.
the act of swallowing s-m-n.
“alice was quite disturbed at the flavor of her boyfriends s-m-n during her first experience with c-msumption.”
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