cumtastic


when something is so amazing that u c-m.
franki: that was incredible
joe: i just c-mmed my pants
franki: that was friggin c-mtastic
so amazingly overwhelming, that it is -rg-smic.
oh my god this is soooooo c-mtastic!!!!!!
so immensely fantastic & s-xy, it will make you c-m.
this new movie is just c-mtastic!
something so amazing that it makes your p-n-s produce sperm without ever going erect.
that movie was c-mtastic!
it is when you feel -rg-smic and fantastic at the same time. it a like a burst of happiness and c-mingness.
i feel c-mtastic when i see ashleys t-ties.
it makes me wanna burst out a huge -rg-sm and shoot skeet flames all over her
a description of something that will make you c-m easily. usually a person or a random object (only used with sarcasm). it comes from the word fantastic.
this girls booty is c-mtastic!
where you watch a good hentai video over and over. c-mming so much that your b-lls/p-ssy hurts to where it’s gotten everywhere and you try to c-m again but all that happens is muscle and hurts like h-ll!
oh my god! ohmygodohohohmygodohmygod!!!! agh! it’s in the cats eye! on the ceiling! in microwave! agh in my eye! agh i can’t do it no more! aaaaaaghghagahgahag!!!!!!! i don’t have any napkins!!!! i’ll have to use my mouth! the horror! it’s c-mtastic!!

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