cumtastical


when something is so nice that it gives you the urge to c-m on it with extreme vigor and force. these things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.
you: “dude that wedding dress is so c-mtastical that i’m exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric i can ruin in one blow!”
friend: “what in the actual f-ck is wrong with you?”

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