cumuffins
a mouthbreathing illiterate moron’s mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispr-nunciation of the word “comeuppance.” the combination of “c-m” and “m-ffins” adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.
yeah, that -sshole screwed my best friend after i loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he’s going to get his c-m-ffins.
what someone would receive after insulting a baker. similar to that of getting comeuppance, except this involves a baker using less cowmilk and more manmilk in the m-ffins.
bonus: this just reward is vegan-friendly!
some guy: hey baker! you and your buns can suck it!
baker: how about a free m-ffin to change your mind?
some guy: fine, we’ll see
(om nom nom)
some guy: wtf? salty m-ffins?
baker: them be some c-m-ffins mothaf-cka!
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