Cunker


a word you can call your boss that isn’t swearing.

“why is she acting like such a cunker, she wants to get a life”
combination of c-nt and w-nker, without actually saying either. handy in social situations where normal abuse just won’t suffice.
mashalki – gotti you cunker! smell my cheese!

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