cunnilidgus
many yoghurts are sold in pots with thin (foil or plastic) film lids. due to the hazards of transit, yoghurt (and in many cases, fruity goodness) often ends up forming a delicious layer on the film.
cunnilidgus is the practice of using one’s tongue to recover this flavoursome goodness.
yoghurt envier: hey can i have some of your yoghurt?
yoghurt owner: no, but you can have the lid.
yoghurt envier: great, is there a spoon?
yoghurt owner: what is this, the ritz? time for cunnilidgus, my friend!
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