Cunt Check
female equivalent of a ball tap.
also known as: tw-t swat.
-hits c-nt-
“ouch! why the h-ll did you c-nt check me?!”
the art of expanding the minimap on gta v online, as to check if there are indeed any ‘c-nts’ in the nearby vicinity that may want to kill you.
bob: hey, you gonna do a c-nt check, people might be trying to kill you.
steve: woah! there’s a f-ckwit trying to kill me! good thing you told me to do the c-nt check bob!
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