cunt cookie
a term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.
man, you won’t believe this, but my girl woke me up with s-x, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. she is such a c-nt cookie.
when you eat out a woman’s v-g-n-, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
dude 1: so how was last night?
dude 2: like eating a c-nt cookie…
dude 1: thats’s disgusting.
a person who has surp-ssed the levels of “-sshole,” “sh-thead,” and “douchebag,” but has not yet reached the level of “f-cker” or “motherf-cker.” a c-nt cookie is the epitome of a complete -ss of society.
“dude, trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted aids. what a c-nt cookie.”
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