cunt cradling
(v) the female version of tea-bagging.
the one performing the act is the cradler.
the one receiving is the cradlee.
is not usually as humiliating as the male version, in fact, most cradlees are quite happy to be cradled.
person 1: “so that crazy chick from the party last night was totally c-nt cradling me.”
person 2: “lucky.”
person 1: “ikr, it was like a little slice of heaven.”
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