Cunt Dodger
is a male celebrity who is a closeted h-m-s-xual who avoids any s-xual contact with a female
remember when clay aiken was a c-nt dodger
a gay man- someone who avoids c-nts.
“how come all those girls are hanging around paul?”
“didn’t you know, he’s a c-nt dodger, and they’re his f-g hags.”
a c-nt dodger is someone who rubs their d-ck around a woman’s c-nt, but never actually penetrates her. it’s either due to the fact that she’s too tight, or she could just be way too filthy to f-ck. the c-nt dodge is the perfect maneuver to use when a s-x crazed teeny bopper gets high on acid and tries to rape you but she is too intoxicated to tell where your d-ck is, but too fat to get off of you.
1) aymen claims to have lost his virginity, but his sister says he just c-nt dodged her all night.
2) “that b-tch julie likes me a lot. she even pays me money to be seen in public with her. but when it comes time for us to fornicate, i just pull the ol’ c-nt dodger on her and claim that it’s because she’s too tight.”
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