cunt gaunlet
when a female flexes her v-g-n-l muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you c-m inside.
this is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
steve- i think i got stacey pregnent
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side b-tch
steve- she is but i got my d-ck stuck in a c-nt gaunlet and could hold in my c-m
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