Cunt jockey


one who rides c-nts for a living.
j:who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a c-nt jockey.
guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get’s a green card
hey dave you going on holiday this year?
why yes, as a c-nt jockey i shall be visiting thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend
opposite of a c-ck jockey
f-cking lesbians!!!!!!
alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmpr-ck shes a c-nt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she’s f-cking fat!!!

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