Cunt Loaf


when a woman has a large puffy v-g-n-/v-g-n-l lips
“woah dude, that girl has a c-nt loaf.”
noun: a man that spends too much time in his partner’s v-g-n-. acts like he owns it and can’t keep away from it.

verb: (c-nt-loafin) the act of spending too much time in the v-g-n-.
if don’t stop c-nt-loafin then i’ll get pregnant!

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