Cunt muffler
a person’s single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade a douche f-g.
“it took me a while to realise the only reason i like her was because she had a c-nt m-ffling set of t-ts”
“the only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a c-nt m-ffler”
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a device that keeps some v-g-n-s from making a whole bunch of noise when they’re driving.
man, put a c-nt m-ffler on that b-tch’s sn-tch. it won’t shut up.
a person who loves cars ect ect
also known as b-tch wagon or a car that belongs to a b-tch
what a c-nt m-ffler that hoe is
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