Cunt Sling


this is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady’s parents and quite soon after engaging in s-xual intercourse. the procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once s-xual gratification has been procured.
“hey jack, i done spotted a blossom in t-rd ex ho.”
“what the h-ll gone dang were what ma-fax?”
“done dan c-nt sling get that sh-t t-rd outta mo face ma-fah.”

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