Cunt Trimmer

an abnormally f-cked up midget whom can be hired or enslaved with the help of mexican midgets in order to trim ungodly, nappy -ss pubic hair, that block the puss. upon purchasing or capturing a c-nt trimmer, one can expect a slue of non-christian slang by the midget when first encounters the v-g-n-. examples are hereby posted: f-ck that p-ssy is nasty! how can you f-ck this sh-t man!, this is nastier and my daughters v-g-n-! etc. the c-nt trimmer first untangles the 5 inch long matted hair into locks of smelly sh-t. upon completion, the c-nt trimmer eats the hair and regurgitates it inside the v-g-n- thus cleansing the p-ssy and eliminating any obstacles. a c-nt trimmer can be bought at your nearest walmart, just as a pharmacist. you can also find these demons roaming the streets of atlanta.
“hey frank, what did you buy your wife for christmas?”
“i bought her a c-nt trimmer. her p-ssy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face.”

mom: “so suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?”
daughter: “well mom, i could really use a c-nt trimmer, my p-ssy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out.”

oh sh-t, what is that? it looks like g-dzilla, call the station. find a c-nt trimmer.

the b-tch sure could use a c-nt trim.