Cuntcanoe


a female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the “douches,” c-nt, b-tch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a c-ntcanoe.
my boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a c-ntcanoe!
similar to a douche canoe, but found mostly commonly in women.
gahd-mn that b-tch is such a c-nt canoe!

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