cuntcloser


one who closes c-nts

one who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their v-g-n- to contract as not to let c-ck come in and play
“dude i think lauren wants it!” says mike
“only c-ntclosers would think that..” says da jaus

“dude i hate when you get a b-n-r and then you wanna get out of a pool.” says mike
“so it’s okay to have the b-n-r in the pool?” says da jaus
“yea, n-body can see it” says mike
“only c-ntclosers would say that…” says da jaus

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