Cunterintuitive
a conclusion arrived at using “women’s intuition”. usually the opposite of reality.
man #1: “my wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it’s full of natural goodness.”
man #2: “that’s just c-nterintuitive. it keeps well because it’s inedible.”
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