Cuntfu
when a b-tch has it out to ruin your life such as ratting you out to your girlfriend or giving you a bad rap.
that b-tch keeps pullin out the c-ntfu.
noun: a behavioral, defensive martial art. the ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.
warning: successful use of c-nt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. actual paired knowledge of kung-fu may be advisable.
can be referred to as cute-fu in more polite circles.
she’s p-ssed because he wouldn’t buy her a drink. she did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows c-nt-fu.
the art of being the bruce lee of p-ssy pounding.
guy1: “hey man, you better make sure you unload that gun before f-cking that ho. she’s a s-x machine!”
guy2: “no f-cking way dude. i know c-nt-fu!”
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