Cunting
an intensifier; much like the word ‘f-cking’. much more intense when used in proper context. however, unlike f-cking, it cannot be used as a synonym for the act of fornication.
there hasn’t been a good sonic the hedgehog game in over a c-nting decade!
when something is not working correctly
1)gramps is c-nting right now, we’ve been taking bong rips in his jeep for hours and he still hasn’t realized
2)dude, my printer is c-nting right now
c-nting is where a lad is being such a n-bhead where he deserves to have his c-ck taken off and given a c-nt instead.
“omg that lad needs a c-nting”
“oh yeah he deserves a c-nting”
being cunning to such a high level that the cunning individual is also being a c-nt.
“seth is so c-nting,” april said, “he stole jack’s seat on the board and got him kicked out of his parking sp-ce.”
the act of being supremely contemptible in some way.
“who the h-ll do you think you are? take your c-nting hands off my kid.”
when you are desperately searching for a women to do s-xual things with.
im going c-nting, i need some s-x.
the process by which heteros-xual men gather in packs to identify and engage women with whom to have casual s-x.
check out those b-tches over there dawg. time to bust out the spears and go c-nting.
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