cuntitis


(n) inflamation of the c-nt.
my doctor took one look at my crotch and said, “yep. you’ve got c-nt-tis, sweetheart.”
a b-tch that you can’t f-cking stand.

she acts like a real c-nt around you and has this incurable disease called c-nt-tis.
that b-tch has c-nt-tis.

“ain’t n-body got time for dat”
a person who makes themselves known for all the wrong reasons, appears to be attention seeking and usually lies to gain sympathy and adoration. a disease for c-nts
“i knew a girl once”
“what was she like?”
“very nice until i realised she has c-nt-tis”
the swelling nd infection of ur inner v-g-n- skin
“i recently went to the docter to check for c-nt-tis”

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