Cuntjob
a c-ntjob is someone that’s fails at anything they try. can mostly refer to -ssholes that pull dumb-ss or childish pranks. the female equivalent of jerk-off, but mostly refers to guys as they are the ones that do the most stupid sh-t. can also refer to a way of getting a chick off.
he was such a f-cking c-ntjob that no one ever wanted to friends with his douchenozzling -ss again.
i gave her the best c-ntjob of her life and she’s loved me ever since.
a person that has done a horrible job, or is in your face about something they know nothing about. think about the acronym “c.u.n.t” (cant understand normal thinking) but as applied to a particular gesture or “job”.
that f-cking c-nt job was in my face about what im doing.
yeah, joe/sue doesn’t know d-ck about how to do that, he/she is a c-nt job.
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