cuntpocalypse
the moment all hope has been forsaken. whether it be getting sniped for the 150th time on mw3 or a random old drunk complaining that your chips didn’t have any sauce, it is the time when the c-nts triumph over the decent and just and one realizes that the world has truly descended into nothing other than a “c-ntpocalypse”.
“wholy f-ck its a c-ntpocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
the art of being a c-nt to anyone and everyone you have seen, spoken to or come in to contact with in the past 24 hours.
q: why are you being such a c-nt?
a: did you not hear? it’s a c-ntpocalypse.
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