cuntputer


an electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
“any chance of printing off those doc-ments i asked for?”
“not with this useless piece of cr-p c-ntputer, no!”
exclamation used when pc crashes when in use. usually preceeded by the word ‘f-cking’.
‘i hate it when my pc crashes mid sente ………’ oh, f-cking c-ntputer!

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