Cuntry Bumpkin


like a “country b-mpkin” but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. removing the “u” in “country” insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b-tch as well double entendre.

r-t-rded ignoramus on the real!

usually seen walking around government buildings with a celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (celie step: see the color purple).
tie jo: girrrl, my feets is so tirred. i can’t waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

me: you’s a dum b-tch, ya c-ntry b-mpkin. i pity the man that married you. i pity the foo, i do!

shurl: mmmmhmmmm!!! mah naymz shurrrlll!!

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