cunts and cakes


when one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don’t really mean it. often centered around compet-tion.
after a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in english football: “ah c-nts and cakes ! another free kick for poor poor ol manchester united eh?! maybe we should just stop the game and give united some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!”

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