Cuntstatic


a feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of sn-tch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. this virtual smorgasbord of tw-t tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as “c-ntstatic” will do it justice.
dude, i can’t believe i accidentally walked in on the filming of “pound my shaved p-ssy” #18, while in south padre over spring break! i was c-ntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!

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