Cuntstrosity
a horrible, horrible person. someone who will always just be a bad person, who will never realize just how bad of a person they are.
person a: dude, did you hear about jack and laura’s divorce?
person b: no, what happened?
person a: laura was cheating on jack with his brother while he was in the hospital receiving chemo treatments.
person b: are you serious?
person a: yeah, and now she’s asking for the house and the car.
person b: poor guy. that b-tch is such a c-ntstrosity.
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