cup o joe


a cup of coffe not beer as some people think
hey pour me a cup o joe.
n. a cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bl–dy chino. geddit?
customer: i’d like a cup of coffee
waiter: what sort of coffee, sir?
customer: eh?
waiter: i mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
customer: no dude, just a plain old cup o joe
when you fart in someones face by using your hand; fart into your hand and then put it in someones face.
her boyfriend farted into his hand one beautiful morning and then gave her a nice hot cup o’joe!!

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