curb alert
an announcement–usually through a listhost or website (e.g., craigslist)–signaling the presence of stuff (e.g., furniture, appliances, toys) left outside a residence and free for your taking
curb alert: 2 vhs tapes, 1 non-working cordless phone, and 2 dining room chairs in the alley behind 1000 anywhere st. do not call! just haul away, thx.
an exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
your mom is a curb alert
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