curb elf
a mysterious elf who wanders around places curbs in random places to through off teenage drivers.
has yet to be caught.
is believed to be around 3 feet tall, asian, angry at the world.
-car hits curb-
blake: f-ck you curb elf!
evan: ahhhh
curb elf: i will now close target!
evan: ahhhh
dylan: hahaha
kristin: i’m f-cking video taping this
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