curb test


a test you give a girl to determine whether or not she’s old enough to have s-x with. basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you’re good to go. it’s really just a joke…n-body has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of r. kelly.
until aaliyah could p-ss the curb test, r. kelly had to settle for a good ol’ date with jill every night.

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