curb


placing someones open mouth on the corner of a curb so that they are open jawed across the cement. you stomp on the back of their head so they die. also known as a “curb job.”
to cease from performing an action. to stop.
she ate three cheesburgers at dinner last night. she needs to curb her eating habbit.

you spent $900 on shoes last month, you need to curb your spending.
to give curb is to perform top-notch, exquisite felatio, specifically in adventurous locale, ie ‘on a curb’, any given porch, in a fraternity bathroom, on a white plastic chair in a cemented bas-m-nt, in 1800 chem, or on the bleachers during a school -ssembly.

the word ‘curb’ is not necessarily interchangeable with other terms -ssociated with ‘giving head’. curb is a step up, per say, from your typical felatio session (a couple dips deep down the throat, lots of tip sucking, some ball fondling and shaft stroking).

curb is, more or less, a form of art.

giving/receiving curb entails 6 or more of the following :

a bbc (big black c-ck, or any given african male worthy of receiving such an act);
deep throating for extended periods of time to the point of tears, the ripping of the epiglottis, and/or suffocation;
regurgitation of any previously consumed meal;
complete numbness of the lips (preferably dsls), tongue, and jaw muscles;
wet, slippery suction-release sounds;
finger in -sshole;
licking of the taint;
entire b-llsack in mouth, with light suckling/tug;
eye f-cking during the act;
using tongue more often than a frog does catching its prey;
and animalistic vocalization of s-xual pleasure by the giver.

completely necessary in any act of felatio, especially curb: copious amounts of saliva, and a minimum qualifying c-ck size of 7.5 inches long (while hard) by 1.5 inches wide.
i was at this party, dancing with this bbc and enjoying my buzz, and next thing i know, i’m outside on the b-mper of this car giving curb!

‘give me that becky’…
to punch someone so hard they are knocked out and hit their head on the curb
“jon said he was going to curb benny, but then benny curbed jon. it was awesome. they had to call the ambulance. one of the greatest fights i’ve ever seen.”
to pleasure a girl with one’s chin. this is usually only effective if one has a ridiculously oversized mandable and a really creepy and f-cked up s-xual partner. the common sign language for this is to make a v-g-n- with the index and middle fingers ( c’mon you know how) and then to place this over one’s chin, thus signifing curbing.
dude, did you hear about that girl getting curbed?

yea man, she got f-cked by the crimson chin alright!
curbed to put someone down onto the curb or street,

to smash someone face on a hard strate thin surface (curb)
”i swear i will curb you if you keep talking cr-p.”
nickelback’s first and best alb-m. it’s has nickelback songs that are actually musical, his voice is still scratchy but the songs are decent. alot of ppl who hate nickelback actaully like this alb-m. even the cover art is simple and not over done like there other covers. it was originally released in 1996 and was self-released, they even self-released there own single and video. you might not like it but i think it’s there best alb-m.
nickelback hater-nickelback f-ckin suck

me-there 1st alb-m curb is ok
nickelback hater-really
me-yea it is more musical than there other alb-ms
nickelback hater-ok, maybe ill listen to it

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