curd


a curd is someone who is both a c-nt and a t-rd.
sally is such a curd.
what little miss m-ffet ate
“eating her curds and whey”
also known as “creampie”, a curd is a contraction of c-m and t-rd; such as the residual from -n-l s-x.
warning: curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. p-ss with caution!
when i decided i was through with her -ss, mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; little miss m-ffet, sat on her tuffet…
an extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word.

should be deleted from the english language.

offensive to some.
todd: i’m having curds tonight for dinner!!

sean: we aren’t friends anymore.
s-m-n that has dried around the urethra.
not having the time to clean up after his “nightly routine,” matt woke up to a bit of curd around his d-ck-head.
an individual that is more boring than bean curd
i almost fell asleep in cl-ss today, because the teacher is such a curd.

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