curdling
the act of cuddling with a fat chick.
dude i must have had way to much to drink lastnight. when i woke up i was curdling with your wife! all 300 lbs of her.
the act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he -j-c-l-t-s while still flaccid. the stimulator then backhands the receiver, leaving a mustache of s-m-n—“curdled!”
that curdling last night left me flabbergasted!
when a girl is on the verge of having cottage cheese thighs. this condition typically develops in the early 20’s due to college drinking and a lack of exercice because she has “always been skinny.”
“i need to hit that soon cause that chick is curdling”
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