Curious Onlooker


noun. a p-n-s which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.
my last boyfriend’s c-ck was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby’s arm holding an apple.

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