curly pudding
a horrifying straight s-xual maneuver wherein the male partner -rg-sms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on the female partner. occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature -j-c-l-t–n.
“oh my god, i just got off!”
“well, i didn’t, you egg-timing b-st-rd.”
“…”
“you know what this means.”
“curly pudding?”
“get down there.”
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