curse of the onegin


when you have only f-cked one person and too much time has p-ssed without f-cking a second person and you start to develop feelings for your first that you would rather not have but you do. you also develop pmsing episides that did not exist in the days of carefree virginity. you start to feel nostalgic for the days of virginity.
i lost my virginity to this girl four months ago and i haven’t scored a second one yet and now my unfortunate feelings for her are developing and i get episodes of pmsing. yep, this is the curse of the onegin.

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