curve stock


when the p-n-s curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
i jacked it way too much with my right hand, now i’ve got this wicked curve stock.

d-mn yo, i got to start switch hitting, i’m getting a curve stock

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