cushion cowboy


(s-xual) a male that places his p-n-s in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to s-xually stimulate himself.
joe: dude, i haven’t been laid in 6 months.

tom: ouch, how do you get by?

joe: i’ve become a cushion cowboy.

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